I'm hanging at the Club Med... Sure, it's a developer conference (99% guys) but still, i'm in the south of France hanging at the CLUB MED! Sure, it's raining and flooding, but it's CLUB MED!! Sure, i left my window open the first night and got 12 mosquito bits on my forehead, but it's CLUB MED!! Sure, i left my toothpaste at home and just chewed gum for 3 days, but who cares - there are no women, the weather sucks and i look like a freakin leper!
Hummm.... not exactly the Club Med experience i had in mind.
Hmmm, I can't seem to muster up much sympathy!- Your Wife
ReplyDeleteClub Med, frak. Try Anchorage. It's 39 friggen degrees and gray as an accountant's soul here.
ReplyDeleteDon't make me ask my Homeland Security friend to put you on the no-fly list.