My computer caught a nasty virus in Hong Kong, and now i am f$cked!! There are about 10 new spyware programs installed, all running crazy things, totally out of my control. Its hosed. I cant even check my mail, etc.
So... i landed in Milan 10 hours ago. staying in a shit hole. there are no internet cafes in Milan. the whole place sucks... but, ive got to admit, the women do dress nice here. as soon as i got off the train i spotted a 50 year old woman in black leather pants. nice! you dont see that in Burien.
No looking at the ladies in the leather pants! Signed, Your Wife
ReplyDeleteUh, plenty of Internet cafes in Milan. Saw quite a few of them myself just a couple weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteAs for catching a virus... well, what can I say except "Think Different".
You only get those viruses from surfing porn, buddy. You should know that.
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