I was at Schipol Airport waiting for my flight, when I realized I left my book on the kitchen counter. Crap… can I make it home and back to the airport in time?
Nah, not worth it for a book. Then I realized I left my iPod at home too! Ooohhh man. My book and my iPod?! That’s a little more tempting… perhaps worth a taxi ride home and back?
Nah, still not going to happen. So I headed to the airport bookstore – where I buy all my books.
Hummm… what to buy….
7 Habits of highly effective people? Uhh. No.
A book of brain exercises? That sounds painful.
How to make good decisions? Hummmm maybe… can't decide...
The 80/20 rule? I thumbed through this for 5 min… and almost bought it
But the book that beat them all… The winner is…
Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl
So far, it sucks. I actually thought it was a TRUE STORY about a NY call girl. Nope. Just a chick-novel. But really, it’s a combination of all the other books i almost bought rolled into one:
7 habits of highly effective hookers
A book of brain exercises - for hookers
and…
How to make good decisions - as a hooker
LOL! If you find any of those titles, you let me know. - TW
ReplyDeleteCall girls rule. I so would have bought that book.
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