Karsten's latest lego toy is freakin me out... the Mars Mission lego toy is not for the politically correct space tourist... no, this time the lego space heros are on their toughest mission ever - alien genocide!
The premise for the Mars Mission (i'm not making this up) ... Our lego heros have discovered powerful crystals on Mars and have established a profitable mining business, exporting the crystals to earth. The only problem - the local martians also want the crystals... ohhh what do to?! Could we share the crystals? Live in harmony? Create a peace treaty? Not this time alien scum! These aliens hate our freedom! Let's blast em!
Karsten quickly assembled his alien incarceration vehicle - complete with restraining device and alien sucker-upper. Or, better yet, let's just use our blasters and terminate the pesky aliens! After all, these crystals are ours now, sucka's.
Karsten and I discussed other ways to 'get rid of' the native aliens... I suggested an alien reservation on the cold side of Mars. And for good measure we could provide cheap cigarettes and let them gamble. He thought that seemed fair. But then again, we just built this perfectly good incarceration vehicle, so we may as well use it. These aliens are gonna pay! Get your green hands off our crystals! Blast em!
I don't think this Mars Mission is going to end well...
I've read War of the Worlds... it clearly shows that that Martians intend to attack us with weapons of mass destruction. Karsten is right. The time is now for a pre-emptive strike against the enemies of freedom... and liberate the crystal resources.
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